Wild Child Stompin' Ground
Is my halo on right? Is it falling or jumping off?
PLEASE, please behave! Act like you got a halo over your head for a few days.
This means:
No fucking 🤬 cussin'!!!!
No friggin' out of control, drunk off your ass drinkin', 🥴 unless you're at communion with the Pope!!
Jesus smoked pot, so you can do that!
Keep your pimps, hookers and strippers in the closet, unless yall going to church together (for new customers)!!
Just whatever you think about doing, before saying "whateva" just before doing it, don't fucking do it!
Do NOT make me send the mafia over to you to explain thoroughly! You know they are some die-hard Catholics!!
This has been a public service announcement!
Wait... 🤔 does anyone know where Cheney-that-Dick is?!! Somebody keep watch on his gun-totin ass!
And I guess I should get my Catholic ass in a church soon!
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