Ladies, if YOU are not providing detailed reports regarding your uterus, especially to Roy Blunt and The Uterus Patrol, you could be destroying the country!

Today's Dixiecrat-to-GOP has created numerous bills to regulate your vagina, but their jobs and gun safety bills are about as non-existent as an actual GOP Christian not bearing assault rifles 24/7.

It is believed that your uterus is a grave threat to our nation. What goes inside of it, and what comes out of it, must be detailed, especially on behalf of pro-life lobbyists. But, of course, if a baby comes out of your uterus, you and your baby (or babies) are on your own! Good luck as innovation, infrastructure, education, civil and voting rights, ethics and integrity crumble all around you, while your new anti-democracy, anti-science, anti-climate change, anti-choice leaders decide all for you! There's that Sons of confederate Vets-Strom Thurmond-GOP-slavery again. 'Memba he raped his black teen maid, and lived in an era when he could rape his black teen maid with pride, while his white descendants and supporters are still furious that that era is gone??!!

🦇 right?

The strength ancestors had inside (and outside), to endure being around despicable persons, who were telling you daily, that you are the problem, not them, and telling you this while lynching, beating, jailing, falsely accusing or denying your basic rights as citizens, taxpayers.

So here is the plan: LET THE GOP MASTER YOUR UTERUS! Let them fully understand it. Perhaps with a greater understanding of your vagina and uterus, the GOP will realize your "vagina and uterus" is not a threat or an issue to regulate 24/7. THEN, the GOP can focus on creating bills that will allow hiring of persons with vaginas. Then, maybe more women will be allowed on Capitol Hill without being demonized as a threat to our nation's security. Then, the economy will become a priority. I hope.

Roy Blunt couldn't manage the economy during his previous Bush43-admin term, but he was re-elected to regulate your vagina. So, after he is done investigating "all things vagina," he can finally focus on the economy. 🤨 I think.

Allow Roy Blunt and NSA to monitor your OB/GYN, you know, just to make sure no WMDs or guns are being smuggled in and out of your uterus. Wait, GOP will not even stop the flow of guns from the iron pipeline for public safety reasons. GOP would give you a tax break as a gun manufacturer! 🙄Have Aunt Flo check-in PRIOR to arrival. The fact that she shows up unannounced, and without luggage, could be what is disturbing GOP extremists. Allow a microchip to be planted into your uterus, so that all activity can be recorded daily. Once the GOP discovers it was "much ado about nothing," they can move on to bigger issues like the economy AND protecting BORN children.

So be patriotic ladies! Register your uterus with Roy Blunt and The Uterus Patrol. Now, if you really wanna make some cash, incorporate your uterus. 'Memba the Supreme Court decision that "Corporations Are People Too"? Well, incorporate your uterus, and watch Roy Blunt and The Uterus Patrol come groveling to it, with all kinds of tax breaks and subsidies at the expense of the poor, elderly, disabled, veterans, and BORN children aka The Christian Hit-List, which is ironically the war-mongers" hit list too! Irony, like a mutha, eh?🙄

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